'There are reasons I never go to my high school reunions': Top 20+ cringe school memories

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    Automotive parking light - SCHOOL BUS "First day of high school I tripped and slammed my face on someone's desk."
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    Font - r/AskReddit. Posted by u/Imaginary_Code11249 what's your most embarrassing moment from your school days ??
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    Font - Yummybiscuits 96 I called my teacher, "dad." The worst part? My teacher was a woman. 222 ↓ Share
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    Font - Scared Frog! Farted during silent reading time in high school and the entire class turned their heads at once in my direction, no question that it was me. I frantically tried to deny it anyway and it caused a big commotion for several minutes. The teacher was like, "Yes, yes, Scared Frog farted, let's get back to our reading." I was so embarrassed omg 206 Share
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    Font - rondo_rajon well I basically had diarrhea in a school bus and it was so smelly that everyone went to front seats as I was the only one sitting in the back with my pants all smelly from: teacher came to ask me if I need anything I said no ty because I was too shy to admit I had to poop and that I pooped myself. That was in 4th grade btw. [age 11] 129 Share
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    Font - Ch3wbacca1 . Not embaressing, but cringy and confusing. One day I brought a briefcase to school full of frozen Tacos. I kept telling people it was a surprise at the end of the day, and its contents were a mystery. At the end of the day people gathered around to watch me open this mystery briefcase and it was just mushy melted unrecognizable tacos that looked like canned dog food. I remember everyone thought it was super weird and gross(because it was) and I still to this day wonder why I
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    Font - Ordinary-Ad-9857. I was presenting and my teacher on her desk was right behind me facing my back and I let out a really nasty fart that blew almost directly into her face. It was so bad she started using her cardigan to cover her nose, the whole class went into hysterics. 102 Share
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    Font - Clear_Caterpillar732. Slipping on a chicken nugget coming out of the cafeteria line on the first day of high school. Whole tray dumped on me, it was awful.
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    Font - Celticskevin2020. Pissing myself in 6th grade. Teacher said no multiple times and I couldn't hold it anymore. Parents surprisingly wasn't mad when they heard the full story.
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    Font - [deleted] I agreed to compete in a debating contest at a nearby private school as a favor to a teacher I was close with. I didn't think any more of it, I had never debated before, I prepared nothing, I'd wing it. I couldn't wing it, I floundered for 5 minutes. It was humiliating. I don't know what I expected. Still think about that.
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    Font - Nonsenseinabag Scaring off a girl I liked because my only instructions to that point had been romantic comedies, which generally are not a healthy guide for starting a relationship.
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    Font - Loves_me_tacos125. On my very first day of high school, I got lost and when I finally found my first period class and was told to come up and "tell 3 interesting things" about myself, I uncontrollably vomited from how nervous I was in a class of 20+ people. They had to close up that classroom for like a week cuz the smell just would NOT come out of the carpet. Lmaooo, high school, man.
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    Font - RISELiftingOthers. My first real kiss was witnessed by the ENTIRE school including the teachers. Was so caught up and they were SO quiet didn't realize until it was over.
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    Font - elusivemoniker. The first time my hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating) showed its ugly head I was a junior in HS and we needed to dress up for serious presentations. I wore a tan blouse that day. By the time I arrived at school I had puddles of sweat beneath my arms and it was clearly visible to everyone. I did not have a sweater, my friends didn't have one I could borrow. I ended up calling my aunt who saved the day.
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    Font - T Enteraze! I ran into a parked car and got this huge black eye
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    Font - Easy33769. I laughed and a piece of cheese pizza flew out and hit the hottest girl on her eye. It literally hung on her eyelash
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    Font - boredandnostalgic There was one day in 2nd grade that my teacher asked if we wanted to watch a certain movie and I yelled "NOOO" because I thought we were taking a vote (I had no siblings & had very little social skills). And I was the only one who yelled. My teacher took me in the hallway and told me I needed to "calm down".
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    Smile - Stacking_Plates45 When Facebook memories shows the dumb back then I would post
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    Font - plemur. I would say 8am-3pm monday through friday from 1st grade until senior year. That was probably the most embarrassing moment for me.
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    Font - morr_dana One class had too many desks for the size of the room so you had to shimmy down the row to get into your chair. Skirt got caught on the edge of the chair while I was sitting down and my whole lower half was exposed to my classmates. Thankfully I had on undies! I also walked from one class to another with my skirt tucked under my bag, exposing one cheek perfectly. I guess I never learned to not wear skirts?
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    Font - Justin Christoph Straining to lift a heavy weight in gym class with people watching me because they thought I was too skinny to lift it... and farted loudly and my pants a little bit. The guys watching went into hysterics. There are reasons I never go to my high school reunions.
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    Font - brodiebeanboy. I climbed over a fence to get a ball at a birthday party and on my way back over, my back pocket caught on the fence and ripped almost completely off. I was wearing pink underwear
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    Font - improbable_success Once fell asleep during a video in science class. Woke up some time later during the same video. But it was the next period. Teacher never woke me up, and had the next class come in and he showed the same video. Woke up to everyone laughing. Tough day.
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    Font - Ok_Button1932. When I was in 6th grade they did "Awards Day". So in front of the entire school they gave out awards for attendance and stuff like that. Well, I was only half paying attention and I thought they announced my name so I proudly walked up to accept whatever awards it was that I won. I smiled and shook hands with the teacher giving out the award, except he had a puzzled look on his face. Turns out they said some other kids name and he was waiting right behind me for his award..
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    Font - remarkable_sink_838. First day of high school I tripped and slammed my face on someone's desk
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    Font - TLMoss. Phoned a girl in my class to ask her out. She didn't know who I was.
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    Font - yeetgodmcnechass. Probably the times where I wrote incredibly cringy poems to attach to roses that the school was selling. I'd send those to the girls I had a crush on.

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